I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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