He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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