In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
