I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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