They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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