Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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