dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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