do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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