You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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