on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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