i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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