he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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