You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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