Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
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Do I have a choice?
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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