I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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