Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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