and you said cock pushups were impossible
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
can u get pink eye on your cock?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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