its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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