I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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