i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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