I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
