I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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