you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Your penis caused this!
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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