Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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