Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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