she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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