why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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