god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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