We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
i want to swaddle you in tequila
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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