She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Non-Jews are for practice
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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