Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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