they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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