Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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