dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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