idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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