Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the day after is always just damage control
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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