Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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