I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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