omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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