I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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