Do you still have your period?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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