It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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