If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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