I have demons in me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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