East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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