Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I have demons in me.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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