He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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