like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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