I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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