Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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