I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Damn victory sex feels great
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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