took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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